What It Would Be Like If Retail Stores Were Actually Honest About Black Friday

Cracked imagines a wonderful world where retail stores were actually honest about “Black Friday”.

Black Friday: The day invented by people who sell things to lure the people who buy things away from their families on one of the only nationally recognized holiday weekends on the calendar.

Scott Beale
Scott Beale

Scott Beale founded Laughing Squid in 1995 in San Francisco and is currently based in New York City. When not running the blog, Scott can be found posting on Threads and sharing photos on Instagram.