Unicorn Puncher

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A Unicorn Puncher is someone who takes it upon themselves to enact the saintly duty of restoring balance to the universe after an overwhelm of cuteness has affected a person, place, thing, dance floor, blog, or any similar saccharin brain rinse by the thankless act of punching a unicorn in the face.

To wit, Urban Dictionary tells us, “Unicorn Punch: (noun) The opposite of the unicorn chaser.”