The Sneeze Tests Out Domino’s Pizza Ordering System

The Great Pizza Orientation Test

The Great Pizza Orientation Test

Domino’s Pizza has an online pizza ordering system that gives you full control over topping selection and orientation. Steve at The Sneeze decided to test out their system, including ordering a pizza with no toppings on one side and beef only on the other. Here’s his full report on “The Great Pizza Orientation Test”.

They also offer a “NONE” option on all toppings. It’s even available on the “CHEESE” and “SAUCE” rows — so just to be a dick, I also ordered a 6-inch individual “NONE” pizza with BEEF (on the left).

Thanks to Rick Abruzzo for the tip!

photos by The Sneeze
Scott Beale
Scott Beale

Scott Beale founded Laughing Squid in 1995 in San Francisco and is currently based in New York City. When not running the blog, Scott can be found posting on Bluesky and sharing photos on Instagram.