The life size MOUSE TRAP, the HAUNTED BARN and HEAVY PEDAL CYCLECIDE, present the COUNTY UNFAIR! Come on out to the BARN and experience surreal country living INSIDE San Francisco’s city limits! See the MOUSETRAP and CYCLECIDE’S pedal powered CARNIVAL rides in action! Walk the MIDWAY and play real CARNY GAMES! Pet real wild animals or compete for prizes in our very own LUMBERJACK SPORTS competition! .YES!! Folks get your team together for AXE THROWING and the LOG CROSS CUT RACE!!
DON’T miss this chance to gorge yourself in a HOT DOG PIE-eating contest, or put your money on a square for a game of CHICKEN SHIT BINGO! Why hell! For one buck you can even have a roll in the hay with the farmer’s daughter! Old favorites like the GOLF BALL SHOOTING RANGE, and the BAR will be in operation!hellip. So y’all just come on out now!..