The Death Star Cookie Jar is a glazed ceramic replica of the moon-sized Imperial battle station from Star Wars. It is available to purchase online from Firebox.
Where those other hopeless planet-destroying space stations failed, this glazed ceramic behemoth will succeed. Granted it doesn’t have a preposterously large super laser, but it equally doesn’t have a two metre-wide thermal exhaust port that completely undermines its shield’s integrity.
That said, you can comfortably get a hand or two in there to easily replenish (and feast upon) its cookie-based power core. So see how it goes, just keep it safely out of the reach of rebellious young Jedi.
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