Santa’s Little Secret Service Returns To Protect The Easter Bunny

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Santa’s Little Secret Service took a slight break from protecting the jolly old man, Jesus and Frank Chu mobilized for a special mission to protect the Easter Bunny while he visited the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence 30th Anniversary Celebration. During the all-day tour, the Bunny was asked to leave the Cherry Blossom Festival, rode down Lombard Street, and finished the day with at the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence 30th Anniversary. The Bunny joined the Sisters on stage in front of 10,000 onlookers, and led the Sisters parade, complete with a police escort, to their street party on Noe.

Upon special request by the Office of the Santa, the protective mission of Santa’s Little Secret Service extends to other Pagan-Christian holiday VIPs. Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have maintained close diplomatic relations ever since the Constantinople Incident of 321 AD. In light of this longstanding cooperation, the Office of the Santa once again asked the Service to protect the Easter Bunny (codename COTTONTAIL) during its Easter Sunday visit to San Francisco. The mission codename: Operation Enduring Cottontail.

Good thing that they were there, otherwise Zombie Jesus might have attacked!