“A bird on the head is worth two in the bush”
The Pigeon Mask by Archie McPhee is a latex mask that will make you look like a giant human/pigeon hybrid. It’s available to purchase online.
This Pigeon Mask wants you to take it on vacation. Whenever you stop by a monument that’s crowded with pigeons, slip it on and run around flapping your arms until you are removed by security. Imagine the pictures you’ll get for your Facebook page! You could also use it to beg for bread in a park or just to hang around on statues without attracting attention. This latex mask is so realistic, your cat will think that it is a bird monster sent to get revenge. Buy a bunch and form a flock with your friends.
