Summer=crowds. Protect your stuff. We @ 24 r not the fashion police but fanny packs present a special case. pic.twitter.com/OuyuaTL33U
— NYPD 24th Precinct (@NYPD24Pct) July 22, 2015
Here’s some helpful advice from the NYPD 24th Precinct on how to wear your fanny pack in the front so that you are at least protected while still looking hideous, instead of wearing it in the back where you are both vulnerable and hideous.