Mr. Forthright Shares Tips on How to Make Your Own Fireworks

In a Fourth of July themed video, Mr. Forthright shares tips on how to make your own fireworks. Wrapping bacon around a rocket may not help it fly, but it will make it smell very good.

WARNING: Do not actually make your own fireworks this July 4th. Or any holiday. Like New Year’s Eve. This advice is intended for experienced professionals only, like Mr. Forthright.