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How To Pass a Drug Test

  • Rusty BlazenhoffRusty Blazenhoff
  • August 29, 2013

In his latest video, Mr. Forthright explains how to pass a drug test. He also gives tips on how to escape from a nursing home (“I escaped a German POW camp, you think I can’t give the senior center the slip?”), how to quit smoking (“If you’re cheap, you can use duct tape”), and much more.

via Tastefully Offensive

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