Fucked in Park Slope has posted scans of a fake menu one of their readers received while leaving Brooklyn’s The Great GoogaMooga festival. The menu is for a non-existent restaurant called Fuds which features such trendy treats as “Facebook Fries”, “Panty Slaw”, and “Two-bean dickbread wrap”. “Garnick Mushed Malonies” can be washed down with some “Yankee Poison” or even a pint of “Chocolate Crap Porterboy”. Of course, no Fuds meal would be complete without “Sweet pork smear and tin whistle cakes”. The parody menu was created by Dan Klein, Kelly Hudson, and Arthur Meyer and it sounds like a couple more menu pages will be posted soon. According to Hudson, they handed out a few thousand at last weekend’s festival.
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