Gluttony Pants, Specially-Designed Trousers For Buffet Browsers


Don’t attempt feats of feasting without a pair of Gluttony Pants.

Betabrand’s Gluttony Pants are described as “trousers for buffet browsers” to “honor the rich American tradition of overindulgence.” The caramel-colored canvas pants have three buttons on the waistband to “accommodate gratuitous waistline expansion during feeding time,” they are labeled: Piglet, Sow, and Boar. The waistband and pockets are lined in red with a cartoon of the lifecycle of the glutton, “from the miracle of birth to those last, mouth-stuffing moments of esophageal ecstasy before total coronary explosion.”

In 2010, the pants got a mention on Conan: