Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends if You Don’t Support Gay Marriage
“What do you make your girlfriend for breakfast, burnt scrambled eggs? We will make her a…motherfucking quiche.”
In this CollegeHumor video titled “Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends”, five gay gentlemen give great reasons why straight men should support gay marriage. This funny sketch was written by comedian and writer Dan Gurewitch.







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