So what will you find in this book? Inspiration, perhaps? A purpose, even! But more likely, you will find a collection of our staff’s favorite articles from the founding of the website in 1999 until we rushed to turn in this manuscript in 2011. They are not organized in any way, though they do have one thing in common: they are funny. Or, at least, we think they are funny. From sublimely subtle satires to pieces without a single instance of alliteration, the articles in this book run the gamut (whatever a gamut may be). Whether you enjoy insightful essays, colorful comics, or photoshopped Facebook news feeds, we have you covered. Especially if you enjoy photoshopped Facebook news feeds. What matters most to us, though, is that you find these collected articles as funny as we once did before we were forced to read each one a thousand times in preparation for the publication of this book.