The purveyors at Lollyphile, an Austin, Texas-based company that makes uniquely-flavored lollipops, has now made Breast Milk lollipops. To note: they are not made with real breast milk, in fact they’re vegan. They reportedly do taste like human breast milk though. They are available to purchase at their site.
So what’s happening is that suddenly it seems as though a lot of our friends are having babies. And since some of us are confectioners, we felt it was our responsibility to find out just what this flavor was that could turn a screaming, furious infant into a placid, contented one. Surely the flavor must be heavenly, yes?
We are endlessly grateful to all the mothers who kept sharing their breast milk with our flavor specialists until we were able to candify it. These lollipops won’t bring back childhood memory; they’ll bring up animal instinct. Quite possibly the most inherently satisfying flavor of all time.