Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is Suing Carnival Cruise Lines

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog explains to Conan O’Brien why he is suing Carnival Cruise Lines for dragging his good name through the “mud” in relation to the recent disaster on the cruise ship Triumph.

Carnival’s ship Triumph besmirched Triumph’s good name with unsavory associations…for him to poop on.

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