You Are Carrying is a Twitter bot by Andrew Vestal that provides a fictional adventure game inventory. Users need only tweet the bot with “i” or “inventory” for it to generate a list of items.
@GoforthAsAPun a sack, a green aluminum Medeco key, a large drill bit, a saddle, a letter, a sceptre, a pair of hypersonic pliers.
— YOU ARE CARRYING: (@YouAreCarrying) July 10, 2014
@ampiere a vellum scroll, food, a smoking gun, a knife, a keister, an anchor, an assignment, a crystal jar, a violet rod, a crucifix.
— YOU ARE CARRYING: (@YouAreCarrying) July 10, 2014
@tweets_amanda a snake, a scribbled note, a shield, a shimmering scroll, a Class Three Spacecraft Activation Form HB-56-V.
— YOU ARE CARRYING: (@YouAreCarrying) July 10, 2014
@TheBrumbleBee a broken oar, a paper bag, a Patrol uniform, a green cable, a Big Diamond Ring, an eclipse predicting cartridge, a vase.
— YOU ARE CARRYING: (@YouAreCarrying) July 10, 2014
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