i… found your tumblr, son. welcome to the force here’s your gun/badge your first case is “who’s grounded” it’s you turn in your bagde & gun
— LeVar Burzum (@drugleaf) January 1, 2012
Twitter: The Comic is a Tumblr blog by Boston-based cartoonist Mike Rosenthal (aka “VectorBelly“) that features a drawn collection of four-panel comic strips based on amusing tweets dug up from Twitter.
No! I just got bit by a Dad. I feel the transformation starting *goes to Home Depot & buys materials to build a deck* I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK
— JONNY (@Jonny_Wags) July 16, 2012
WELCOME TO APPLEBEES MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER. DID U SAY “A PLATE OF SPIDERS” TOO LATE HERE IT COMES. U HAVE TO EAT IT ALL OR WE CALL THE COPS
— ben errrrrrrrrrrrrrr (@MuscularSon) May 5, 2011
I HAVE RESERVATIONS FOR TWO “hm not finding your name sir” MAYBE THIS RARE MEWTWO CARD WILL HELP YOU REMEMBER “right this way sir”
— CAKE SMOTH (@CAKETENDO64) February 12, 2012
“Someone’s been sleeping in my bed!” said mommy bear. “Who hasn’t” muttered daddy bear. “What?! You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!”
— A Mean Crow (@mean_crow) November 9, 2012
president obama…..isnt it fucked up and weird to try and imagine two pterodactyls having sex. imagine the noises. i dont have a question.
— GENERAL GANDHI (@Bro_Pair) October 21, 2012
Thanks Nate Olson!