The Rollie Eggmaster Cooking System Makes Eggs on a Stick

As seen on TV, the Rollie Eggmaster Cooking System uses “vertical cooking technology” to make breakfast eggs phallic, and optionally, on a stick. The product’s promo trailer shows the Rollie device, in all its pop-up easy-to-clean glory, slowly doling out tubes of cooked egg. “Breakfast is a hassle; it’s messy and you’re busy,” says The Rollie company. They further, “Just crack your egg, pour it in and watch it pop up in minutes.” Sold!

via Consumerist, Gizmodo