The Onion Launches Archive Project Featuring 1988-1996 Print Editions

The Onion Archive Project

Fake news media empire The Onion has embarked on an auspicious Archive Project: to publish online its entire catalog of previously unavailable print editions (1988-1996).

From the smallest local story to the grandest global epic, Online readers, some of them neglecting very crucial jobs indeed, will see our culture’s legacy unfold before them. Thanks to the Archive Project, they shall marvel as the chronicle of past decades bypasses their hands, staining their very minds with the cheap and grimy ink of History.