A Helpful List of ‘Thanksgiving InnuenDON’TS’, Sexual Innuendos to Watch Out for During the Holiday

Parent Safety: Thanksgiving InnuenDON’TS by HowToBeADad

Fathers Andy Herald and Charlie Capen, of the entertaining “how-not-to” parenting website How to Be a Dad, have created a funny / helpful list of Thanksgiving themed sexual innuendos to try and “not” use during the holiday.

While unmarried, kidless couples sometimes run some laps in the Sex Deprivation race, parents are obviously the long-distance marathon runners of the sport. After so many “days without,” they can easily fall victim to reading sexy things into the simplest, completely innocent statements.

So, protect yourself from yourself and each other. Don’t accidentally get your partner’s hopes up. Especially if you know their hopes are on a hair-trigger and ready to go off at the slightest hint. Even if there’s really no hint. Of sex or bacon.

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