Nae Mince in Moray: Scottish Nerdcore?

Do I need to follow one of the greatest Cyberpunk writers of all time on Twitter to find out about Scottish carnivore nerdcore? Apparently.

The desperate plight of a Moray man who, unable to locate a sufficient quantity of minced beef for his evening meal, finally loses the plot and takes vengeance with his frenzied rap.

Full lyrics are on the YouTube page, and I found it, yes, via William Gibson’s twitterstream. Yes, he is on Twitter. No, I have no idea how you get that on a typewriter. Wink.

TheChielMeister is the performer. He has been previously compared to a character in Half-Life 2. He bears a passing, ginger-flecked resemblance to comic book auteur Warren Ellis.

“Wir soary mister, thir’s nae baef left!” True dat?


Actor, nerd, poet, producer, writer mikl-em made his name short so you wouldn't have to. In addition to his blog you can find his writing in "Hi Fructose" magazine and witness him almost life-sized in various plays at The Dark Room Theater in SF's Mission district.

He tends to write about theater, humor, San Francisco culture and history, and stuff that's just plain weird. He thanks Scott for sharing the keys to the Laughing Squid virtual HQ and promises to uphold whatever it is that the mirthful cephalopod would prefer to be uplifted.