John McTaint Launches Presidential Campaign

John McTaint

John McTaint has just launched his campaign to be President of the United States.

John McTaint is as ready to lead as any man in the United States of legal America could ever want to lead. And McTaint has led a storied life that few could ever match. John McTaint has led a life few have led in the past, for John McTaint is a survivor, a winner, a champion, a legend, a phenomenon, a saint, a god-like figure, an immortal, the messiah, reincarnated for a time like now, here for you, me and most importantly, America.

As part of his energy policy John McTaint has promised a free barrel of light sweet crude oil for each and every legal American family.

A donation to John McTaint’s campaign will help send him to both the DNC and RNC conventions.

We need your help now – donate and send John McTaint to the Democratic and Republican National Conventions. With your donation, John McTaint and team will fly coach to the DNC in Denver and the RNC in St. Paul. Once there, we will collect photos and video clips of McTaint taking his special brand of mediocrity to the people.

Let's Git 'Er Done

There will be John McTaint Campaign Launch Party tomorrow night, Thursday, August 14th at the House of Shields in San Francisco.

Join Team McTaint to celebrate the launch of the John McTaint presidential campaign in his bid to get to the Conventions!

  • Come meet John McTaint and shake the hand of the presumptive presidential nominee
  • Hit the dancefoor and get your groove on with with John McTaint and McTaint-loving DJs
  • Ogle and buy coveted John McTaint in ’08 campaign gear like shirts, posters and buttons
  • Donate to John McTaint’s campaign
  • Meet other exciting McTaint politicos like yourself

A portion of proceeds from every drink you buy goes directly to fund John McTaint’s bid to get to the Conventions in Denver and St. Paul. So drink up folks! Send McTaint to the Conventions!

photos by Margot Duane