Instant Regret is a type of crunchy peanut butter by Firebox that is described as “offensively hot.” It’s infused with capsaicin extracted from the King Naga chilli and to make it even hotter, they’ve added a dash of Habanero chilli extract. It measures 12 million SHU on the Scoville scale (super crazy hot).
HONESTLY, THIS REALLY IS HOTTER THAN WE EXPECTED. IT’S REALLY, REALLY HOT.
CAUTION: Hot Sauce contains extreme quantities of chilli and is not suitable for children, pets or the elderly.
CAUTION: Do not put in direct contact with eyes or downstairs area, and wash hands after handling.
CAUTION: This sauce has been made in a factory that regularly uses tree nuts and peanuts, although that’ll be the least of your worries once you try some.
DO NOT go overboard. Test your tolerance; otherwise you may ruin your BBQ.
DO NOT Give to unsuspecting people without warning, even if you don’t like them.
DO NOT Consume while driving or operating heavy machinery… or any machinery.
DO NOT Consume if you have a history of heart problems, chilli terror or any other concerns about spicy food.
DO NOT Consume without handy supplies of milk, yoghurt and other cooling food substances.
DO NOT Place on sensitive areas of unsuspecting people’s bodies.
Not suitable for children or persons under the age of 16… or over 16 for that matter.
OK, so you might be able to buy finer peanuts, but not many.
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