At the CandyWarehouse you can buy Gummy Ear Wax candy, bags of dark yellow, lemon-flavored gummy candies that are meant to resemble ear wax.
Picked fresh from the inner recesses of a large, crusty ear, these chewy gummy morsels feature a delicious lemon flavor. Nifty ear graphic packets seal in quality!
You probably don’t want to put them in your ear.
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