The scent is intoxicating, described by its creators as “an amorphous mix of oppressive, piceous ritual incense, macerated kelp, sea salt, sticky dark ocean plants, and . . . mixed chocolates.” That means this is what Cthulhu smells like when he wants to get it on. Seriously, you’re going to adore the magic, ancient, sensual, and (dare we say) arousing scent of Cthulhu in Love Perfume.