Couple Keeps It Interesting By Arguing In Different Positions and Rooms
In this special video report, The Onion brings us the story of a married couple that keeps their relationship interesting by bickering in different positions and rooms.
Saying that spontaneity is key to spicing up a marriage, local couple Dale and Barbara Patterson told reporters Wednesday they’ve kept their relationship interesting over the years by bickering in a variety of different positions and even different rooms.





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