Breaking: Local Idiot Plans To Post Comment On Internet
This just in: Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet
In a statement made to reporters earlier this afternoon, local idiot Brandon Mylenek, 26, announced that at approximately 2:30 a.m. tonight, he plans to post an idiotic comment beneath a video on an Internet website.
photo of local idiot via The Onion
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