Beard Husks on Sidewalk in Williamsburg Indicate Start of Hipster Molting Season

The Onion reports that the appearance of “beard husks” on the sidewalk in Williamsburg marks the beginning of “hipster molting season.”

If you hear the telltale crunch of a hipster’s discarded beard under your feet, don’t worry: experts say the hirsute young men are just making room to grow even larger, more ironic beards.