A Machine That Measures the Perfect Amount of Toilet Paper Before Cutting It With a Chainsaw

The Toilet Paper Machine 2.0 by the Useless Duck Company is a machine that measures out the perfect amount of toilet paper before cutting it with a chainsaw mounted on a swinging arm. The machine is an improvement on the original version, which used a large knife to cut the paper, but would sometimes require multiple swings.

The Useless Duck Company has also released a video of just the Toilet Paper Machine 2.0 in action without all the explanation.

via Nerdist