Online novelty retailer Archie McPhee (previously) has released a giant and terrifying-looking latex Bat Mask, perfect for crawling through the dark sewers and creeping out neighbors. The mask is available to purchase online.
Bats are amazing animals. They have sonar, they eat a third of their weight in insects every night and GOOD GOD THEY ARE SCARY! This latex Bat Mask is pretty realistic which means wearing it and hiding it in a closet to surprise your significant other isn’t so much funny as it is justification for your divorce. One is sitting on my desk as I write this, staring at me with its cold, expressionless eyes. Holy crap, I think it just moved. SEND HELP! PRESSING SAVE BEFORE IT REACHES ME!!!
photos via Archie McPhee