A Driving Instructor Teaches How to Channel Road Rage Into Cold, Calculating Road Revenge

“Once you know where he lives you could sneak into his house every couple weeks. Rearrange a bunch of things. Something that says you’re out there and you’re unpredictable.”

In a recent video by The Onion, defensive driving instructor Danny Preston gives tips for channeling road rage into cold, calculating road revenge. The video teaches Preston’s RELAX technique and reveals a long-term revenge plot Preston began back in 1996.