Fred Alarmisen, A Series of Five-Second Short Films Depicting Fred Armisen as Different Types of Alarms

“Fred Alarmisen” by 5-Second Films depicts Fred Armisen as a series of different types of alarms including an alarm clock, smoke detector, and car alarm.

The company was immediately sued into bankruptcy, and oblivion, after their latest brand extension, the “First Alarmisen Senior’s Emergency Button,” failed to alert any ambulances when old people would fall and break their hips, choosing instead to yell “Help, this guy’s fallen over and his kids never visit” to an empty house.