You Park Like An Asshole

by Scott Beale on January 8, 2007 · 10 comments

You Park Like An Asshole

You Park Like An Asshole

Something tells me that the recently launched “You Park Like An Asshole” website is going to receive quite a few submissions from San Francisco, especially in the “SUV in a compact spot” category. Of course here we also need a “You Drive Like An Asshole” website, but I’m sure that project is already in the works.

Sick of a car taking up two spaces on the street? How about a car too close to yours? What about the car at the mall parked diagonally? Now you can do something about it. Simply download a notice and place it on the car’s windshield. The owner of the vehicle will be informed of their asshole status as well as the proper tips to improve their poor parking techniques. It’s time to put an end to asshole parking, or at least to make fun of it.

Parking Notice

They even have a nice parking notice PDF that you can print out and leave with the next obnoxious parker you encounter.

See also: Bad Parking Flickr Group, urban asshole notification cards

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1 Melissa January 9, 2007 at 8:30 am

OMG!! My fiance, son and I were talking about this just last week – I thought I remembered being able to buy post-it style notes from a retail store (like Spencer’s) that were similar. I can’t tell you how funny this is – and how relevant! Thanks!

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2 Jason June 23, 2007 at 11:02 pm

Perfect. Too bad i didn’t notice this before i went to San Fransisco.
I needed about 8 of these in the 3 days i spent there.

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3 Joe Quinn October 22, 2007 at 10:42 am

I park like an asshole all of the time. Wait I am an asshole.

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4 Mike December 11, 2007 at 12:11 pm

I hope I don’t get knocked down for this being “overly self-promotional” but I just brought my website up, http://www.youdrivelikeanasshole.org/ which is a forum where people can vent about terrible drivers out on the road.

I finally decided to throw up a forum after being retaliated against on the road today by some asshole driver.

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5 Mike February 9, 2008 at 9:42 am

I totally agree with these idiots but the only thing I’m confused about is the two spots one car option. I think most people that take two spots are doing it in response to idiots who park too close. I take up two spaces but in the back of the lot away from everybody.

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