Get ready for the next big fashion explosion, Winkers Jeans, custom decorated jeans that make your butt wink when you walk.
We decorate pants, usually jeans, in such a manner that they WINK as you walk. That is, the crease between your buttock and the top of your leg WINKS for you.
See their cutting edge website for more info, Comic Sans FTW!
Woooo….WoWhoooooo…???
Who will begin the show?
Who will start the action?
Those who Wink…
via Rebecca & Consumerist
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good lord. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083099/
I don’t know what’s worse: that someone designed such an atrocity or that someone would PAY for a pair…
Wow… those are some of the most unattractive rear views I have ever seen. I mean if you want to sell a product based exclusively on butt placement, wouldn’t you choose some butts that are nice to look at for the marketing campaign? This is like having Tammy Faye Baker advertise your makeup line.
Also, further proof that the U.S. Patent Office will accept ANYTHING for consideration.
Sweet gravy, I hope this doesn’t catch on! If I have to have everyone’s butts winking at me when I go out, I’m going to have to hire a shrink to help me develop agoraphobia.
the music is the selling point. I’m sure. or the long minutes of staring at someone’s butt when they walk.
this is… an atrocity, as Catherinette has said.
No thanks!
Does this winking only work for overweight people? I agree with maryelle…..it would have been wise to use butts that weren’t so difficult to look at.
Since I can’t say something nice…
Nonsense, where’s y’all’s sense of fun? Sure, they’re awful, but that’s a part of what makes them fun. I’d do the seagull ones! I love making my loved ones laugh, and they’d sure have a good laugh over these. *wants*
wow….those have got to be the most horrifying jeans ive seen in my LIFE
and theyre OBVIOUSLY made for fat people who have no lives and want people to make fun of them more while theyre ordering the menu to-go with a diet coke at mcdonalds…..right?
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ahhh…..humanity’s intelligence at its worst…. dont you love it? XD
Does this wink make my butt look fat???
You say tomayto – I say tomarto
You say winker – I say wanker. . .
Naturally these high fashion items come at a high price…
http://www.winkersdesign.com/product
Move over Winkers. Now there is something meatier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbV8-UIUjM