Please paint me the brave little toaster…in bed with two slim sexy soldiers (the bread type), smoking a cigar with used pop tart wrappers strewn across the floor and an empty tub of ‘I cant believe its not butter’ on the side. To the side of the room, an egg has walked in to find the scene and has spurted his yolk everywhere in anger, as the soldiers are HIS bitches. Also note he has matching Marmite curtains and bedsheets with slogan, keeping toast filthy since 1914!
A guy by the name of Jim takes artistic requests for “Jim’ll Paint It,” his Tumblr blog where he’ll “make your wildest dreams a reality using nothing but Microsoft Paint (no tablets, no touch ups).” He says, “You name it. I’ll paint it. On Paint.” Some of the requests are indeed wild but the results are great.
Ask me to paint anything you wish and I will try no matter how specific or surreal your demands. While there aren’t enough hours in the day to physically paint every suggestion I will consider them all. Bonus points for originality and humour. Use your imagination!
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