How To Survive a Zombie Attack, In Plain English

by Scott Beale on October 24, 2007 · 7 comments

Speaking of Zombies, here’s a hilarious video from Common Craft which explains, in plain English, How to Survive a Zombie Attack, just in time for Halloween.

We here at Common Craft are worried about you and your brain this Halloween. You see, it’s zombie season and we want you to be prepared. To help, we made this 3 minute video that will make sure you survive, brain intact.

For more info, see the Zombie Survival & Defense Wiki.

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1 Brooke von Grouchosuavité October 24, 2007 at 9:52 am

Zombie zombie zombie… theme, meme, xygota-meta-schmeme…

Man, Halloween’s an amateur night.

WE, who have been building a secret zombie army since 2003 ( whoops! – cat out of bag) are truly committed to the life challenged 24/7 all 365.

Y’all are Irish on St Patties, furry and Xstatic on the playa, wasted and weepy on New Year’s Eve. and undead on Halloween. In short, you will make perfect subjects for the coming plutocratic zombocracy.

So go about your business, play with your makeup and only eat FAKE brains. There’s nothing to see here until it will be too late.

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2 Aaron October 24, 2007 at 10:54 am

Eesh.. anyone who’s ever read “The Zombie Survival Guide” should be more than prepared. There are a few glaring mistakes in the video. Don’t be fooled. Chainsaws are a liability folks! Too heavy, noisy and gas powered. Go for the machete first.

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3 Keith October 25, 2007 at 8:04 am

Zombie eat people, not just brains! The brain myth originated from “Return of the Living Dead,” and that’s it. Common Craft, I will no longer trust your semi-entertaining tutorials.

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4 jomama May 6, 2009 at 12:47 pm

ok first go to any place that uses nuclear power loke costco and yes i aggre with kieth they eat anything. and guns work untill you run out of ammo. chainsaws work because they decapatate things quick but when ur screaming with your happy little mouth open and get some blood ur dead. macheties are good but when your cornered dead. dont use napalm against zombies it wont kill them. fists are good till you eat and not wash your hands

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5 micheal August 23, 2009 at 12:59 am

im a zombie fantic and parinod so chainsaw can be good if your cutting down trees 2nd a mactee can be good but remember it while have to be sharpnerd after a while go for a crowbar its a weapon and tool with lots of uses

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