How To Survive a Zombie Attack, In Plain English

posted by Scott Beale on Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

Speaking of Zombies, here’s a hilarious video from Common Craft which explains, in plain English, How to Survive a Zombie Attack, just in time for Halloween.

We here at Common Craft are worried about you and your brain this Halloween. You see, it’s zombie season and we want you to be prepared. To help, we made this 3 minute video that will make sure you survive, brain intact.

For more info, see the Zombie Survival & Defense Wiki.

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this blog post was written by Scott Beale on Wednesday, October 24th, 2007


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  1. Zombie zombie zombie… theme, meme, xygota-meta-schmeme…

    Man, Halloween’s an amateur night.

    WE, who have been building a secret zombie army since 2003 ( whoops! - cat out of bag) are truly committed to the life challenged 24/7 all 365.

    Y’all are Irish on St Patties, furry and Xstatic on the playa, wasted and weepy on New Year’s Eve. and undead on Halloween. In short, you will make perfect subjects for the coming plutocratic zombocracy.

    So go about your business, play with your makeup and only eat FAKE brains. There’s nothing to see here until it will be too late.

  2. Eesh.. anyone who’s ever read “The Zombie Survival Guide” should be more than prepared. There are a few glaring mistakes in the video. Don’t be fooled. Chainsaws are a liability folks! Too heavy, noisy and gas powered. Go for the machete first.

  3. Zombie eat people, not just brains! The brain myth originated from “Return of the Living Dead,” and that’s it. Common Craft, I will no longer trust your semi-entertaining tutorials.

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