religion-flowchart

Not sure what religion to follow? Holy Taco has created this handy flowchart to help you make up your mind.


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tracee October 27, 2009 at 1:10 pm

Awww, Voudon is not in there. I WANNA BE VOODOO!

Tessa Horehled October 27, 2009 at 1:22 pm

ROFL! This is hilarious and just offensive enough. ;) Too funny. I’d love to see an expanded version of this that includes Atheism and Agnosticism.

J. Stroup October 27, 2009 at 1:47 pm

It’s good, but I want a lot of gods, bacon and magical underpants. Where does that leave me?

Carolyn Bahm October 27, 2009 at 3:04 pm

OK, now I want to worship J. Stroup. ;o)

Kimberly Cain October 27, 2009 at 9:10 pm

Ha! Me too! I guess that leaves you…a deity, J.S.

Thanks for the LOL chart. ;)

Dawkinsrocks October 30, 2009 at 5:51 am

This is somewhat over-complex

It should start with the question ‘are you sane?’ If yes you go straight to atheism and if no then down a tree to any of the religions mentioned.

It is about time the world stopped molly-codling people who are religious and started treating them as the delusional idiots that they are.

eaon October 30, 2009 at 7:53 am

heh.
not strictly correct though as there is no God in Buddhism either.
Buddhahood being a life-state inherent in all beings etc
signed
P. Dant

M October 31, 2009 at 8:17 am

What planet are you from? Jews eat tons of hummus. It’s a Middle Eastern thing, not a Muslim thing.

Jessie October 31, 2009 at 1:07 pm

dude, jews LOVE hummus

Baruch October 31, 2009 at 1:43 pm

M is right. We eat lot of hummus here in Israel. It should have said “How do you feel about having four wives” or “…exploding yourself and many others on a public bus.”
Eaon has a good point too.
@Darwinrocks – Indeed, Darwin did rock pretty hard. However, “science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.”

Jimmy November 16, 2009 at 7:44 pm

a) Buddhism is Indian, not Chinese.
b) The point of Buddhism is to NOT be reincarnated.

sho November 19, 2009 at 5:47 pm

Great chart, but as pointed out, all wrong about the hummus. But you could easily replace that with “do you want to drink wine.”

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