Not sure what religion to follow? Holy Taco has created this handy flowchart to help you make up your mind.
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Awww, Voudon is not in there. I WANNA BE VOODOO!
ROFL! This is hilarious and just offensive enough. ;) Too funny. I’d love to see an expanded version of this that includes Atheism and Agnosticism.
It’s good, but I want a lot of gods, bacon and magical underpants. Where does that leave me?
OK, now I want to worship J. Stroup. ;o)
Ha! Me too! I guess that leaves you…a deity, J.S.
Thanks for the LOL chart. ;)
This is somewhat over-complex
It should start with the question ‘are you sane?’ If yes you go straight to atheism and if no then down a tree to any of the religions mentioned.
It is about time the world stopped molly-codling people who are religious and started treating them as the delusional idiots that they are.
heh.
not strictly correct though as there is no God in Buddhism either.
Buddhahood being a life-state inherent in all beings etc
signed
P. Dant
What planet are you from? Jews eat tons of hummus. It’s a Middle Eastern thing, not a Muslim thing.
dude, jews LOVE hummus
M is right. We eat lot of hummus here in Israel. It should have said “How do you feel about having four wives” or “…exploding yourself and many others on a public bus.”
Eaon has a good point too.
@Darwinrocks – Indeed, Darwin did rock pretty hard. However, “science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.”
a) Buddhism is Indian, not Chinese.
b) The point of Buddhism is to NOT be reincarnated.
Great chart, but as pointed out, all wrong about the hummus. But you could easily replace that with “do you want to drink wine.”