Cat Battle Armor Turns Any Feline into an ‘Unstoppable Force for Slaughter’

Cat Battle Armor

Etsy seller Shnabuble has made an exquisite leather suit of Cat Battle Armor designed to turn any feline into an “unstoppable force for slaughter” by “shielding him/her from foes while allowing unimpeded movement across the battlefield or living room floor.”

The imposing torso section features several riveted, articulated plates and a terrifying rack of dorsal spines. Your cat’s hindquarters are sheathed beneath exquisitely arrayed overlapping scales stitched to a soft leather backing, adorned with nickel silver dome rivets. Midnight black scales and plates are finished with a glossy protective coat and seamlessly join together like the petals of a deadly flower. Adjustable at the collar with elastic and two nickel silver buckles, and at the belly with grommeted corset-style lacing for a secure, comfortable fit.

It’s available to purchase online from Etsy, and the seller is open to custom color and design inquiries.

Cat Battle Armor

Cat Battle Armor

images via Shnabuble

via Kotaku

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