This just in: Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet
In a statement made to reporters earlier this afternoon, local idiot Brandon Mylenek, 26, announced that at approximately 2:30 a.m. tonight, he plans to post an idiotic comment beneath a video on an Internet website.
photo of local idiot via The Onion
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Well, it's about time.
Oh no! The dastardly fiend must be stopped! Noone has ever heard of such a thing before!
Is this thing on???
is that macbook pro photoshopped in there??!
a good article, i learn more from it , thanks
If onion is such a racist, why is he nice and friendly to me? Me, being a person of Cherokee blood (distant) and proud of it, Onion has never bashed me. Me, I like Gangsta Rap music, openly express it, even while chatting with onion on messenger…does he put me down, or tell me to believe otherwise? no. Does onion have his beliefs? yes, as do all of us. Does he have the right to express them? yes, as do all of us. You schmucks are spineless, and whine and cry like little girls about someone expressing their views. Hey, the Civil War is over, WWII is over, and if someone likes the views of “the bad ones” let it be…it didn’t effect any of you directly (I don’t care about your history, it has nothing to do with someone’s opinion) You have the right for your opinion too, and yet you wish illness, death, and “karma” on someone? Wow, what character you have. You are not good enough to turn the other cheek in adversity, and your nothing less of HATE yourself. So much shit can get stirred up because of an opinion, and you cowards “strike” back with hopes of illness on someone…someone you don’t even know…Why do you get so upset? It’s the internet, and you want to make a big deal over Onion? We started threads that were good, and helpful to people, such as “Car Talk” and you didn’t see any bashing there…(ricers excluded :)) Onion’s first time he did “wrong”, he apologized, didn’t he?