Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me by Weird Al Yankovic

Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me by Weird Al Yankovic addresses the ongoing issue of friends, family and acquaintances forwarding along inappropriate and annoying emails.

Here’s a taste of the song’s very insightful lyrics:

You’re sending virus-laden mail with bandwidth-hogging attachments
To every single person you know.
You pass around a link to some dumb thing on YouTube
That everybody else already saw 3 years ago.

And wacky, badly photoshopped billboards were never that amusing to me.
And I just can’t believe you believe those urban legends
But I have high hopes someone’ll point you towards Snopes
And debunk that crazy junk you’re spewing constantly.

No, I don’t want a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.
Stop forwarding that crap to me.
Send more top ten lists and I’ll slash my wrists
Please stop forwarding that crap to me.

via Raincoaster & Neatorama

Rusty Blazenhoff
Rusty Blazenhoff