Simone Giertz Creates a Fake Television Commercial for Her Nightmarish Chopping Machine

Engineer Simone Giertz has created a fake television commercial for her nightmarish chopping machine. Giertz demonstrates how the two motorized and spring-loaded knives make short work of a variety of vegetables while making a series of lightly veiled threats.

Glen Tickle
Glen Tickle

Amelia's dad. Steph's husband. Writer, comedian, gentleman. Good at juggling, bad at chess.