Find A Brunette A Seat With The Blonde Girls Qualifier.#LiveCommentary #LifeCommentary
Getting tenuous now. pic.twitter.com/XEyrvBxPIR
— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 18, 2020
With professional sports on indefinite hiatus, rugby commentator Nick Heath employed his vocal skills to regular, daily life. Heath hilariously gave distinctive play-by-play narration to such mundane tasks as grocery shopping, going to lunch, a child’s football game and the gleeful romp of dogs in a park.
Heath explained how he came to be a sports announcer.
Well, Twitter you’ve only got yourselves to blame. ?
At 17 I wanted to be a broadcaster.
At 22 I wanted to be a comedy writer.
At 31 I wanted to be a commentator.This is what 29-31 looked like when comedy met sport in my hybrid of all sporting voices, "Nicholas Fumble" .
— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 19, 2020
Mundane Walk. #LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/sDJCI5OVlW
— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 18, 2020
Regional Qualifiers Market Bartering. Live.#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/On36myTsNu
— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 17, 2020
Football. Live. Well, a football.#TootingCommon #LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/Nvs92Etkz0
— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 17, 2020
Find A Bargain Steeplechase. Live.#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/ny3ru4XN8u
— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 18, 2020
The Interminable Wait.#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/5nSAlnVq2c
— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 21, 2020
After the lunch break now…
2020 Crossroad Dash. Live.#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/QFkW0SUqy8
— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 17, 2020
Middle Class Arena. LIVE.#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary https://t.co/jokricAmLd pic.twitter.com/KSlEbQezox
— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 18, 2020
Dogging.#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/BuRkVWAGjX
— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 21, 2020
Sod commentating. I’m going pro. pic.twitter.com/pAqZKPG1Al
— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 20, 2020
Sure. Normal week really. A bit of self-isolation from a worldwide pandemic, 50,000 extra Twitter followers, over 2 million video views and a write up in the @nytimes. As you do.#LifeCommentary https://t.co/X4Yhj05qv8
— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 22, 2020
