Deuce is a smartphone app that pairs with a small pill to alert users to the exact time when they will have to poop, allowing them to organize their life around their poop schedule. The app also has features that let users rate bathrooms, compete with friends over who can poop the fastest, and even find articles that take the exact same length of time as their poop to read.
Sadly, Deuce is not a real app, and is instead a parody video by comedy group The Bilderbergers.
