Deluxe Toupée

The creative minds at Archie McPhee have come up with the Deluxe Toupée that is an inexpensive way to cover a bald head. Its dome-shaped packaging is “revolutionary” in the man-wig industry according to Archie McPhee.

This realistic, synthetic hair toupée will take you from bald to beautiful in seconds! Almost immediately after covering your bald spot women will start flocking to you like pigeons to a bum with breadcrumbs. Not recommended for windy days or roller coaster rides.

In August 2011, I got a sneak peek at this when I took a behind-the-scenes tour of Archie McPhee headquarters in Mukilteo, Washington.

images via Archie McPhee

Rusty Blazenhoff
Rusty Blazenhoff