The Analog Cafe
A fundraiser for The # hotline and laughingsquid.com

Saturday, November 14th, 8:00pm

an indoor/outdoor/social/interactive smorgasbord 
of anti-technological resplendence

Cyclone
1842 Illinois St
Butchertown, San Francisco
(see below for directions)

$5-$10 sliding scale donation

info: 415-289-6666

For over a year The # hotline (415-289-6666) and laughingsquid.com's 
"Squid List" email events list have been providing the low-down on many of 
the Bay Area's most interesting events. Now we need a little help to keep 
things going.

######################### FEATURING #########################


Cyberbuss (http://cyberbuss.com)

SEEMEN machines (http://seemen.org)

Art Cars (http://artcarfest.com)

Sister Sock Show & Oh Communion (http://thesisters.org)
- featuring some of The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence
+ special appearance by Mr. Hankey

mikl-em (bianca's Smut Shack/Popcorn Anti-Theater regular)

Michael Peppe
- Spazmusik Divus & Broken Word Performer Michael Peppe doing a good ol' 
  fashioned tape-and-performance piece

Hassan I Sabbah (mysterious sword swallower)

The Love Dodge (bianca's Smut Shack -- http://bianca.org)
- doing their thing in the outside zone

Jim Mason's Veg-o-Matic of the Apocolypse
(http://dammit.org/vegomatic/)

DJ John Hell (Radio Free Burning Man/Flambe Lounge)

Kneel Downenlich (The Werepad/Lush -- http://www.werepad.com)
- late night lounge grooves

Neon installations by John Law (Happy Birthday John!)

######################### PROJECTIONS #########################

Special selections from the archives of Molli Simon & Craig Baldwin 
projected onto Larnie Fox's suspended bamboo wings.
(http://www.infoflow.com/larnie/)

Early computer/technology films from Oddball Film & Video's vault.
(http://www.oddballfilm.com)

+ Here Are The Projections You Requested

######################### DOOR/RAFFEL PRIZES #########################

Every attendee will get one ticket with admission and additional tickets 
can be purchased as well. Be sure to get there early for the best prize 
assortment.

- Harrod Blank's latest art car video "Driving the Dream" and T-shirts 
  from ArtCar Fest (http://artcarfest.com)

- Burning Man ash tray, lighter, Film Festival posters, etc...
  (http://www.burningman.com)

- A surprise package courtesy of the folks at Bigrig Industries

- SF Cacophony Society's "Hand of Power" and a year's subscription
  to their newsletter "Rough Draft" (http://www.zpub.com/caco/)

- Portland Santacon '96 video from laughingsquid.com
  (http://laughingsquid.com/santa/)

- Several prized copies of cardhouse.com's Macros #6
  + Mark Simple in person??!!?? (http://cardhouse.com)

- Fabulous kitsch from Ragtime

- Defenestration highlights video from laughingsquid.com
  (http://www.defenestration.org)

- Here Are The Facts You Requested wonderful new cd "Shocks + Struts"
  (http://www.slip.net/~hatfyr/)

- Special rare photographic print of Burning Man in San Francisco
  as photographed by Margot Duane (aka Wicked Kitty).

- The Illumination Project Kit (http://www.Burningart.com)

- Unawarded prizes from the canceled game show "You Asked For It!"
  (http://dammit.org/gameshow/)

- Cool shit from F-Space/Dada Club/Mobilization Records
  http://www.mobilization.com

- Alonso G. Smith video & book from laughingsquid.com
  (http://laughingsquid.com/alonso/)

- Gals and guys t-shirts from Space Cowgirls

- Obnoxious stickers from Malice, Inc's child labor camps.

######################### MC's/PRESENTERS #########################

Circus Boy (Circus Baraka)
Dr. Howland Owll (Church of the SubGenius)
Lloyd Void (SF Cacophony Society)
Geekboy@ (Steel Geekboy@'s Likker/Church of the Bleeding Ulcer/Flamewar)

That gallant dandy, Uncle Super Monopoly Lotto Man(!) will be on hand to
make everyone a WINNER; while The Dream Thief will be creeping about to 
add your name to the LOSER list.

######################### DRINKS #########################

Legendary bartenders will be on hand from Burning Man's NeighBARhood

- Rusty Blazenhoff (of The Estate Cellars of Bigrig Industries)
- Seľor Spanky (of Seľor Spanky's Tijuana Tequila Nightmare)
- Dexter Mythorfan (of Cosmos)
- Cookie (of Cosmos)
- Bill Ray Virus (of Hangoverkill)
- maybe even GodTodd or possibly the elusive KagaTodd (of Iron Bartender)

They will be introducing two new fabulous drinks: "Squid Ink" and "The #".

Also special guest bartenders Dana (uber-fabricationist) & 
Flash (former Helco spokesman and Gerlach's toughest bartender).

Absinthia, mixtress of the legendary Green Fairy, will serve up 
her specialty.

######################### DIRECTIONS #########################

How to get to Cyclone:

Take 3rd street South to Marin St, then make a left at the DOGGY DINER head 
and a right on Illinois. It's the warehouse in the middle of the block with 
all the weird shit going on.


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