A Slightly Terrifying Motorized Chopping Machine That Randomly Decimates Produce of Any Kind

Swedish engineer Simone Giertz has again created a fabulously handy machine to take on the routine activities of daily life such as chopping fruits and vegetables. To conquer this particular task Giertz put together a slightly terrifying chopping machine. While the results aren’t perfect, the idea is incredibly clever, along with Giertz’s sense of humor.

Keeping all ten fingers – In conclusion, using the chopping machine proved to be quite a terrifying experience. But it worked and managed to chop broccoli, lettuce, tomatoes, carrots, zucchini cucumbers and bananas. Just about anything really! I give the Chopping Machine 7/10 points. It worked, but that didn’t mean that it did a good job.

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Lori Dorn
Lori Dorn

Lori is a Laughing Squid Contributing Editor based in New York City who has been writing blog posts for over a decade. She also enjoys making jewelry, playing guitar, taking photos and mixing craft cocktails.