A Machete-Shaped Spatula for Grilling in Intimidating Style

machete spatula

The Machete Spatula from Firebox is–you guessed it–a spatula that looks like a machete. The lower end of the intimidating “blade” features three bottle openers to aid beer drinking while grilling.

  • Terrifying in appearance but extremely convenient in nature
  • Look incredibly tough and macho when flipping meat
  • Like all good tools, this machete has 3 built in bottle openers
  • Bandana included. No, seriously
  • Transform instantly into a dashing Rambo/Gordon Ramsay hybrid

machete spatula bottle opener

machete spatula and meat

images via Firebox

Rebecca Escamilla
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