Comments on: Winkers Jeans, Make Your Butt Wink When You Walk

By: asswig

asswig — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 06:55:40 +0000

Move over Winkers. Now there is something meatier.

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 12:18:16 +0000

Naturally these high fashion items come at a high price…
http://www.winkersdesign.com/product

By: binc

binc — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:55:28 +0000

You say tomayto – I say tomarto
You say winker – I say wanker. . .

By: AVRIL HUGHES

AVRIL HUGHES — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 04:48:00 +0000

Does this wink make my butt look fat???

By: WhiteSabbath891

WhiteSabbath891 — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:30:01 +0000

wow….those have got to be the most horrifying jeans ive seen in my LIFE
and theyre OBVIOUSLY made for fat people who have no lives and want people to make fun of them more while theyre ordering the menu to-go with a diet coke at mcdonalds…..right?

ahhh…..humanity’s intelligence at its worst…. dont you love it? XD

By: Puck

Puck — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 19:56:37 +0000

Nonsense, where’s y’all’s sense of fun? Sure, they’re awful, but that’s a part of what makes them fun. I’d do the seagull ones! I love making my loved ones laugh, and they’d sure have a good laugh over these. *wants*

By: nycdesigner

nycdesigner — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 19:43:47 +0000

Since I can’t say something nice…

By: nantucket68

nantucket68 — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 19:06:38 +0000

Does this winking only work for overweight people? I agree with maryelle…..it would have been wise to use butts that weren’t so difficult to look at.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:17:08 +0000

No thanks!

By: laur

laur — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:33:32 +0000

the music is the selling point. I’m sure. or the long minutes of staring at someone’s butt when they walk.

this is… an atrocity, as Catherinette has said.

By: Alexis

Alexis — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:26:55 +0000

Sweet gravy, I hope this doesn’t catch on! If I have to have everyone’s butts winking at me when I go out, I’m going to have to hire a shrink to help me develop agoraphobia.

By: maryelle

maryelle — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:21:39 +0000

Wow… those are some of the most unattractive rear views I have ever seen. I mean if you want to sell a product based exclusively on butt placement, wouldn’t you choose some butts that are nice to look at for the marketing campaign? This is like having Tammy Faye Baker advertise your makeup line.

Also, further proof that the U.S. Patent Office will accept ANYTHING for consideration.

By: Catherinette Singleton

Catherinette Singleton — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:00:56 +0000

I don’t know what’s worse: that someone designed such an atrocity or that someone would PAY for a pair…

By: khritterbean

khritterbean — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:59:09 +0000

good lord. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083099/