“It’s always a nice surprise when long-lost relatives come to visit.”
“The nice thing about flying in First Class is you really get to stretch out.”
“Checked out, and on my way to the airport now. By the time they figure out I kept the hotel soap, they’ll never be able to catch me. Ha ha ha!! Suckers!!”
“It’s 5:30 in the morning. How do these guys find me??”
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